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Now that’s some legendary laziness. + Speed Auto is so good, she’ll make you too lazy to spell out ‘+’. Also,

+ SPEED

Too Lazy to Spell ‘+’?

Sweet Seeds

Now that’s some legendary laziness. + Speed Auto is so good, she’ll make you too lazy to spell out ‘+’. Also, it’s really hard to alphabetize a name beginning with ‘+’. There’s nothing lazy about what the nerds at Sweet Seeds did; some real science went into this bad girl. She’s got the perfect DNA to be ready in 7 weeks from tiny cannabis seed.
  • 100% Feminized Seeds
  • Only 7 Weeks from Seed!
  • Up to 500 gr/m2
  • Sweet & Fruity
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DNA is Bringing Sexy Back!

Technically DNA is exactly what codes for sexy in the first place. With Critical Mass Auto and Speed Devil #2 genetics, + Speed Auto has at least 1000 DNA’s worth of sexy, and another 2000 devoted just to speed.

If you do the math, she’s twice as fast as she is sexy. Multiply that by 7 and you’ve got one of the sexiest autoflowering seeds on the planet.

  • Divide the product by 2, and get sweet, fruity aromas
  • Plus 4 to that, and get fat resiny nugs
  • Math sucks. + Speed rules. Buy Some!

Sweet Seeds + Speed has got a pleasantly sweet and fruity aroma with a notion of cheese and yeast. The Gorilla loves a stinky cheesy chick.

The Gorilla also recognizes that you just can’t make that sound good, but it is good. + Speed also has a respectable yield for a lady who works so quickly.

The Gorilla was busy threatening the competition with big-engorged-gorilla-fisted cavity searches when he reflected: I already punish them with my literally unbeatable prices, secure Internet purchasing, and rapid shipping. But this is funny.

Save the Competition From Further Humiliation and Buy + Speed Auto Seeds Now!

NB: Jail is reasonably humiliating as well. Plus the food sucks. Don’t do illegal stuff with cannabis seeds, like plant them, kill people with them, etc.