About Gorilla Seeds

Real genetics. Fair prices. Zero monkey business.

We’re a UK distributor/reseller of premium cannabis seeds from trusted breeders — fast, discreet dispatch and human support you can count on.

  • Genuine breeder stock
  • Fast & discreet dispatch
  • No imitations, no drama

UK powerhouse for premium cannabis seeds — curated from top breeders, great value, and cheeky Gorilla energy.

We don’t breed; we curate. Gorilla exists to bring you the best seeds from the best breeders at fair prices — with customer service that actually gives a toss.

Inside the Den

Fresh breeder deliveries at the intake bench — sealed and batch-coded on arrival
Fresh stock logged the minute it lands — sealed, batch-checked and booked in.
Secure storage racks with organised breeder lots ready for picking
Secure storage, organised by breeder and lot — easy picks, zero mix-ups.
Packing station preparing plain, discreet parcels for dispatch
Discreet packing line — plain packaging, fast dispatch, tracked.
Outgoing orders queued for courier collection — discreet and quick
Final checks, labels on, then straight to the courier.

A quick look at how we run things — meticulous intake, climate-controlled storage for optimal seed viability, and discreet packing. Smooth ops mean faster dispatch and fewer headaches for you.

Website Evolution

Website Evolution: Over a decade of upgrading the experience — more choice, faster checkout, clearer deals.

Early Gorilla Seeds site circa 2013 — foundation for fast, discreet shipping
2013–2015

The Logistics Foundation

Established core stealth and speed: plain packaging, tight pick/pack, and responsive support.

Gorilla Seeds mid-period site — expanded catalogue and more breeders
2016–2019

Marketplace Expansion

Onboarded dozens of top breeders, improved filters/categories, and ensured stable inventory.

LIVE Current Gorilla Seeds experience — mobile-first UX, faster browsing, better deals
2020–Present

Optimised for You

Mobile-first UX, streamlined checkout, and generous value — freebie bundles and price-match support.

Every step of this journey has been driven by our commitment to you: the collector. We continually invest in our platform to ensure Gorilla Seeds remains your trusted source for premium genetics and unbeatable service.

Trust the Tribe

Real words from collectors worldwide validating speed, discretion, quality, support, and value.

“After over 10 years of many orders placed through Gorilla team … I'm in Australia and have had every single order arrive first run in fast shipping time.”

• AU

“Best beans ever — top quality & 100% germination every time. Wouldn’t even consider buying elsewhere.”

“Seeds arrived quickly, in a concealed bag — best job ever hiding them. Discretion on point.”

“Honestly, the best customer service … Andy was fantastic and had it sorted within minutes.”

“The best seed pricing in the business and outstanding customer service.”

“Excellent website with plenty of detail. Seeds arrive quickly, well packaged. Very good service overall.”

MEET THE TRIBE

Substance over suits. Meet the genuine people behind the fast dispatch, fair prices, and expert curation.

Sian — Head Gorilla & Curator
Head Gorilla & Curator

Sian

The vision for real genetics, expert curation, and zero monkey business. Sian ensures every seed line meets our high standards before it reaches the Den.

Fassil — Dispatch Master
Dispatch Master

Fassil

Leads our fast, discreet, and reliable shipping operations. Fassil ensures every order is packed tight and shipped safely so you get the goods, quick.

Andy — Tribe Support Lead
Tribe Support Lead

Andy

The face of our friendly customer service. Andy and the team are always on hand to deliver the quick, helpful support our customers constantly praise.

Why Choose Gorilla?

01 Only the Real Thing

Authentic seeds direct from top breeders. No knock-offs, no mystery stock.

02 Collector-First Service

Fast dispatch, discreet packaging, responsive humans.

03 Fair Prices, Big Value

Premium genetics without daylight robbery.

04 Fresh Drops & Grails

Trending autos, rare fems — catalogue always current.

05 Decades of Know-How

Industry expertise ensures tighter curation, fewer headaches.

06 The Gorilla Guarantee

If we wouldn’t buy it ourselves, it doesn’t go on the site.

The Gorilla Story

From a small, scrappy shop to a UK leader — built on authenticity, fast dispatch and fair value.

Where We’re Headed

More choice, smoother service, bigger deals. Gorilla is focused on being the world’s favourite destination for cannabis seeds — as a distributor you can rely on.

DiscreetPlain packaging
Fast DispatchUK logistics
Since 2011Trusted reputation
Price MatchWe’ll match like-for-like
FreebiesRegular bonus seeds

Seeds are sold as souvenirs for adult collectors in the UK. No cultivation or germination advice is provided. Please check your local laws before purchasing.