★★★★★
“Loud cherry-candy terps, stacks tight, easy, top notch— proper showpiece.”
Review & Win — Gorilla Tribe Tee
Every verified review this month = 1 entry. We pull a winner on the 1st. Real collectors only.
Join the Gorilla Tribe — verified product reviews, monthly prizes, and real recognition for real heads.
Leave useful, genuine product feedback and earn monthly entries to win our Gorilla Tribe Tee. We verify reviews to keep it real and helpful for other collectors.
- Limit: up to 5 verified reviews per customer per month count toward entries.
- Quality counts: strain + breeder, a star rating, and at least 120 characters of honest detail.
More details
- No purchase necessary: only legit product experiences are verified for the draw.
Built Different — From Bench to Box
Each tee’s handled with the same care we give to genetics — folded, packed, and stamped in-house. 100% authentic, straight from the Gorilla warehouse.
Featured Product Reviews
Clean examples — the tone, length and detail we’re after.
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“Citrus pop and zero drama , decent frost — ideal.”
★★★★★
“Tangerine-candy delight. Compact frame, heavy colour — feels premium. Would buy again.”
Keep It Legal — Review Guidelines (UK)
Reviews must not include anything that suggests cultivation. Keep it about collectible seeds and product experience.
✅ Do talk about
- Genetic lineage & breeder info (e.g., “Mimosa x Orange Punch — Barney’s”).
- Packaging quality, authenticity, artwork, condition of the sealed pack.
- Why you chose the line (terp/flavour profiles as described by the breeder, reputation, heritage).
⛔ Don’t include
- Anything about germination, cultivation, or grow environments (e.g., tents, lights, feeds).
- Methods, timelines, yields/grams, harvest notes, or “how to” information.
- Photos from grows or wording that implies you cultivated.
We moderate reviews. If it implies cultivation, it won’t be published — and it won’t count for the draw.
It’s fine to discuss breeder-stated flavour/aroma profiles and genetics at a high level. Keep it clever, keep it legal, keep it helpful.
How it works
Every verified review = 1 monthly entry (up to 5 per customer). We draw on the 1st.
1
Write Strain + breeder • 120+ chars • pick stars
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Verify We approve legit, useful reviews
3
Win Random draw on the 1st • Tee (S–2XL)
Write your review
“What slapped? What didn’t? Be honest — the Tribe reads this.”
Winner’s Circle — Real Heads, Real Wins
We pull one verified review on the 1st each month. If your name’s here, check your inbox.
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Quick FAQ
How do you verify reviews?
We sanity-check tone/length and cross-reference against orders and patterns. Spam gets binned.
When is the draw?
On the 1st of each month. Winner contacted by email within 48 hours.
Is there a limit on entries?
Yes — up to 5 verified reviews per customer per month count toward entries.
Email used only to notify the winner. We never publish your email. Check local laws before purchasing.