Critical Seeds Have Hardcore Stamped All Over 'em!
Push past Critical and what do you get? A big, fat "Deceased" label and a toe tag! Critical Seeds offer enough mind-blowing power to dangle you over the edge without ever letting you go.
Ready in just 8 weeks, Critical Feminized is a potent autoflowering strain that offers a surprising amount of power and volume for Lowryder genetics. Easy-to-manage and extremely stealthy, Feminised Seeds' Critical has exceeded even the breede'rs lofty expectations.
- Fully Feminized and Completely Automatic - Easy Peasy
- A Jaw-Dropping 8-Week Finish - When You Just Can't Wait
- Generous Yields in Stealth Mode - For the Cannabis Greedy
- White Dwarf X Critical Mass - Eye-Popping Power
Critical Auto is the perfect blend of two legends - White Dwarf & Critical Mass. Fusing the best parts of each epic weed seed into a brand-new masterpiece, this collaboration can't be denied. It's the bomb-diggity of the autoflowering seed world!
After the pure power of Critical Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds burned his fuzzy paws, The Gorilla uses gloves to handle these little time-bombs.
This makes packing these tiny seeds a little tricky, but he's mastered the technique in the same way he put together his best-price guarantee, stealth shipping and privacy guarantee. Take advantage of all this plus get a ton of free swag when you order Critical from the Gorilla Seed Bank.
Get Legendary Critical Feminized Cannabis Seeds Now!
NB: If you don't want to get in Critical trouble, don't try to germinate or cultivate your new cannabis seeds. Both practices are illegal in the UK. Your new items are authentic, but they are intended for collection purposes only and won’t resemble this description.
No longer want the cannabis seeds you ordered? No problem!
Simply return them in their sealed breeder pack in the same condition you received it within 7 days, and we will issue you a refund lickety-split. Just follow these easy instructions:
- Do not crack that pack! Gorilla Seeds cheerfully accepts returns as long as the seeds are still in their original, unopened breeder pack.
- Login to your Gorilla Seeds account & cancel your order within 7 days of receiving your order. Please let us know the reason for the return in the space provided.
- Pack them up. Place your unwanted cannabis seeds, your contact information & your RA number in a padded mailer.
- Seal the mailer. really well so the cannabis seeds can't escape en route. The Gorilla can't do anything with an empty envelope.
- Put your return address on the outside of the mailer just in case it decides to go rogue along the way. That increases the chances of getting your seeds back if they don't make it to Gorilla Seeds - we don't issue refunds for returns that don't make it to our address.
- Ship them back. Mail your package to Gorilla Seeds at the following address. Please use trackable mail and pay for enough postage - we're not responsible for any returns that get lost in transit, and we don't pay for insufficient postage when we pick up our mail. Sorry guys - that's just the way it works.
We will make every effort to process your return in a timely manner once it arrives at Gorilla Seeds, usually within 3 to 4 days. During busy times of the year, it might take slightly longer.
PO Box 456
Weston Super Mare
BS22 9WX UK
NB: Don't forget that Gorilla Seeds sells all cannabis seeds as collectible items to comply with UK law. Read the disclaimer for more info on the law. That means we can not & will not discuss anything illegal including germination, cultivation, growing, sprouting, harvesting, curing and using cannabis. Any communication, including return requests, that mention anything of a criminal nature will be immediately deleted without any response whatsoever. Just saying.
Can't wait to get your hands on your new cannabis seeds?
The Gorilla feels you! That's why we specialize in fast international delivery to make sure you're never left twiddling your thumbs and staring at the door.
99% of all orders ship out using trackable Royal Post mail within 48 business hours after payment is received, but your actual delivery timeframe depends on your location. Here's what you can expect once your order is dispatched:
- UK Orders Arrive in 1 to 2 Business Days
- European Orders Arrive Within 14 Business Days
- The Rest of the World Take 25 Days or Less to Get There
Unfortunately, Gorilla Seeds has no pull when it comes to how long it takes for packages to pass through customs in each country. Those blokes play by their own rules. To find out where your weed seeds are at any point in time, enter your order number and email address on our order tracking page.