This California Girl is Hotter than Katy Perry
And way hotter than Snoop Dog. And sheâs short and wide in a good way like Nicki Minaj. No more pointless name dropping, California Hash Plant is more important to life than water itself.
Sheâs very sweet to the nose, but not overpowering like many other premium feminized seeds. Sheâs so confident she uses her real name in porn, and her likes include:
- Big, Hard Yields - 700-1000 gr
- Smelling Really Sweet and Tasty
- Dudes Who Like Feminized CBD Chicks
And you! All the fun hot chicks make you think they like you, and sheâs the funnest. Her supremely calm vibe fills The Gorilla with ease and soothes his fat achy gorilla hands after a long day of pounding the competition.
Dinafem California Hash Plant is a speedy, hairy girl with a dark, wide surface who loves the outdoors. Those arenât hot chic analogies unless you like hairy, speedy, wide, and/or dark girls -- in which case, they are.
However you like it is fine with The Gorilla, because youâre the customer! Heâs stronger than, like, a billion hamsters, using every bit of his strength to protect you with secure browsing, safe shipping, and a promise to provide excellent service.
If You Like Good Stuff, Buy California Hash Plant Seeds Now!
NB: Keep it simple. Be legal.
No longer want the cannabis seeds you ordered? No problem!
Simply return them in their sealed breeder pack in the same condition you received it within 7 days, and we will issue you a refund lickety-split. Just follow these easy instructions:
- Do not crack that pack! Gorilla Seeds cheerfully accepts returns as long as the seeds are still in their original, unopened breeder pack.
- Login to your Gorilla Seeds account & cancel your order within 7 days of receiving your order. Please let us know the reason for the return in the space provided.
- Pack them up. Place your unwanted cannabis seeds, your contact information & your RA number in a padded mailer.
- Seal the mailer. really well so the cannabis seeds can't escape en route. The Gorilla can't do anything with an empty envelope.
- Put your return address on the outside of the mailer just in case it decides to go rogue along the way. That increases the chances of getting your seeds back if they don't make it to Gorilla Seeds - we don't issue refunds for returns that don't make it to our address.
- Ship them back. Mail your package to Gorilla Seeds at the following address. Please use trackable mail and pay for enough postage - we're not responsible for any returns that get lost in transit, and we don't pay for insufficient postage when we pick up our mail. Sorry guys - that's just the way it works.
We will make every effort to process your return in a timely manner once it arrives at Gorilla Seeds, usually within 3 to 4 days. During busy times of the year, it might take slightly longer.
PO Box 456
Weston Super Mare
BS22 9WX UK
NB: Don't forget that Gorilla Seeds sells all cannabis seeds as collectible items to comply with UK law. Read the disclaimer for more info on the law. That means we can not & will not discuss anything illegal including germination, cultivation, growing, sprouting, harvesting, curing and using cannabis. Any communication, including return requests, that mention anything of a criminal nature will be immediately deleted without any response whatsoever. Just saying.
Can't wait to get your hands on your new cannabis seeds?
The Gorilla feels you! That's why we specialize in fast international delivery to make sure you're never left twiddling your thumbs and staring at the door.
99% of all orders ship out using trackable Royal Post mail within 48 business hours after payment is received, but your actual delivery timeframe depends on your location. Here's what you can expect once your order is dispatched:
- UK Orders Arrive in 1 to 2 Business Days
- European Orders Arrive Within 14 Business Days
- The Rest of the World Take 25 Days or Less to Get There
Unfortunately, Gorilla Seeds has no pull when it comes to how long it takes for packages to pass through customs in each country. Those blokes play by their own rules. To find out where your weed seeds are at any point in time, enter your order number and email address on our order tracking page.