California Hash Plant

This California Girl is Hotter than Katy Perry

And way hotter than Snoop Dog. And she’s short and wide in a good way like Nicki Minaj. No more pointless name dropping, California Hash Plant is more important to life than water itself.

She’s very sweet to the nose, but not overpowering like many other premium feminized seeds. She’s so confident she uses her real name in porn, and her likes include:

• Big, Hard Yields - 700-1000 gr
• Smelling Really Sweet and Tasty
• Dudes Who Like Feminized CBD Chicks

And you! All the fun hot chicks make you think they like you, and she’s the funnest. Her supremely calm vibe fills The Gorilla with ease and soothes his fat achy gorilla hands after a long day of pounding the competition.

Dinafem California Hash Plant is a speedy, hairy girl with a dark, wide surface who loves the outdoors. Those aren’t hot chic analogies unless you like hairy, speedy, wide, and/or dark girls -- in which case, they are.

However you like it is fine with The Gorilla, because you’re the customer! He’s stronger than, like, a billion hamsters, using every bit of his strength to protect you with secure browsing, safe shipping, and a promise to provide excellent service.

If You Like Good Stuff, Buy California Hash Plant Seeds Now!

NB: Keep it simple. Be legal.