Are You Just Trying to Scare Me?
No, The Gorilla treats his customers right. Original Amnesia Feminized is a Northern Lights X Haze hybrid, brought to life by some smart Dutch guy in Dutchland. The Gorilla is no geographer, but he does know everything about cannabis seeds.
His latest feminized conquest is a Sativa that acts like an Indica for some high-end yields. Bullets X 3 = Fun.
- Did The Gorilla warn you about her savage effects?
- Did he mention she’s got lots of trophies?
- Did you know she’s sweeter than most Haze hybrids?
- Did you know logically Bullets X 4 = More Fun?
Now that you’re educated, you’re ready to tackle that doctorate degree. Before you get busy on that, did The Gorilla mention how famous and popular Original Amnesia Seeds are? She’s a number one hit in Amsterdam's bet coffee shops for all of her charity work and robust yields.
The Gorilla may be floored by these sweet feminized seeds, but his PhD is in safe, reliable, fast methods of getting your hands on his most frightening lady. Order yours today - you will not be disappointed!
Grab Your Original Amnesia Haze Now - Before You Foret!
NB: Forgetting is fun, but don’t forget this: growing marijuana seeds is still illegal almost everywhere even if you're just trying to provide your mates with an Original Amnesia smoke report. Know your local statutes & live by them.
No longer want the cannabis seeds you ordered? No problem!
Simply return them in their sealed breeder pack in the same condition you received it within 7 days, and we will issue you a refund lickety-split. Just follow these easy instructions:
- Do not crack that pack! Gorilla Seeds cheerfully accepts returns as long as the seeds are still in their original, unopened breeder pack.
- Login to your Gorilla Seeds account & cancel your order within 7 days of receiving your order. Please let us know the reason for the return in the space provided.
- Pack them up. Place your unwanted cannabis seeds, your contact information & your RA number in a padded mailer.
- Seal the mailer. really well so the cannabis seeds can't escape en route. The Gorilla can't do anything with an empty envelope.
- Put your return address on the outside of the mailer just in case it decides to go rogue along the way. That increases the chances of getting your seeds back if they don't make it to Gorilla Seeds - we don't issue refunds for returns that don't make it to our address.
- Ship them back. Mail your package to Gorilla Seeds at the following address. Please use trackable mail and pay for enough postage - we're not responsible for any returns that get lost in transit, and we don't pay for insufficient postage when we pick up our mail. Sorry guys - that's just the way it works.
We will make every effort to process your return in a timely manner once it arrives at Gorilla Seeds, usually within 3 to 4 days. During busy times of the year, it might take slightly longer.
PO Box 456
Weston Super Mare
BS22 9WX UK
NB: Don't forget that Gorilla Seeds sells all cannabis seeds as collectible items to comply with UK law. Read the disclaimer for more info on the law. That means we can not & will not discuss anything illegal including germination, cultivation, growing, sprouting, harvesting, curing and using cannabis. Any communication, including return requests, that mention anything of a criminal nature will be immediately deleted without any response whatsoever. Just saying.
Can't wait to get your hands on your new cannabis seeds?
The Gorilla feels you! That's why we specialize in fast international delivery to make sure you're never left twiddling your thumbs and staring at the door.
99% of all orders ship out using trackable Royal Post mail within 48 business hours after payment is received, but your actual delivery timeframe depends on your location. Here's what you can expect once your order is dispatched:
- UK Orders Arrive in 1 to 2 Business Days
- European Orders Arrive Within 14 Business Days
- The Rest of the World Take 25 Days or Less to Get There
Unfortunately, Gorilla Seeds has no pull when it comes to how long it takes for packages to pass through customs in each country. Those blokes play by their own rules. To find out where your weed seeds are at any point in time, enter your order number and email address on our order tracking page.