DNA Genetics LA Woman Feminized
LA Woman is Amazonian. She is strong, tall, fast and quiveringly almighty. She will crush you if you’re not careful

DNA Genetics LA Woman Feminized

Gimmie some feminized lovin’ y’all…

LA Woman is Amazonian. She is strong, tall, fast and quiveringly almighty. She will crush you if you’re not careful to pay her the respect she deserves and believe me that’s not a nice friendly hair-ruffling kind of crushing, this is a pounding your face into the cold ground kind of crushing, all with her dainty layer of frosting on her delicate green flesh. Give her a go!
  • Perfectly Feminized Seeds
  • Powerhouse Indica
  • Award winning heritage
  • Will sell out fast
  • Unbeatable prices

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Could You Handle Her?

When two Gods of the cannabis seed world came together to create her, she was always going to be something a bit OMG. L.A. Confidential and Martian Mean Green were excellent multi-award winning parents, making her practically a descendent of marijuana royalty. There’s no surprise she’s one of the most powerful mostly Indica strains around and will easily blow the socks off anyone that says otherwise. 

  • Multi-Award Winning Parents
  • LA Confidential x Martian Mean Green
  • Very Fast and Very Strong
  • Indica dominant
  • Delivered discreetly

So one day, the Gorilla and LA Woman Feminized bumped into each other in the depths of the jungle. It could have been the mother of all jungle battles, but the Gorilla loved her strength and frostiness, while she loved his speedy delivery promise and ‘price beat’ guarantee. And they lived happily ever after. The End. 

Grab Your LA Woman Feminized Seeds Now! 

NB: Gorilla is not cool with you buying these seeds if you want to do naughty things with them. So just don’t buy them if you intend to do so. OK. 

Cannabis Genetics?
Martian Mean Green x LA Confidential
Flowering Time?
9 weeks
Sativa / Indica ratio?
70% Indica : 30% Sativa
Mainly Indica?
Indoor Yield?

No longer want the cannabis seeds you ordered? No problem!

Simply return them in their sealed breeder pack in the same condition you received it within 7 days, and we will issue you a refund lickety-split. Just follow these easy instructions:

  • Do not crack that pack! Gorilla Seeds cheerfully accepts returns as long as the seeds are still in their original, unopened breeder pack.
  • Login to your Gorilla Seeds account & cancel your order within 7 days of receiving your order. Please let us know the reason for the return in the space provided.
  • Pack them up. Place your unwanted cannabis seeds, your contact information & your RA number in a padded mailer.
  • Seal the mailer. really well so the cannabis seeds can't escape en route. The Gorilla can't do anything with an empty envelope.
  • Put your return address on the outside of the mailer just in case it decides to go rogue along the way. That increases the chances of getting your seeds back if they don't make it to Gorilla Seeds - we don't issue refunds for returns that don't make it to our address.
  • Ship them back. Mail your package to Gorilla Seeds at the following address. Please use trackable mail and pay for enough postage - we're not responsible for any returns that get lost in transit, and we don't pay for insufficient postage when we pick up our mail. Sorry guys - that's just the way it works.

We will make every effort to process your return in a timely manner once it arrives at Gorilla Seeds, usually within 3 to 4 days. During busy times of the year, it might take slightly longer.

Gorilla Returns
PO Box 456
Weston Super Mare

NB: Don't forget that Gorilla Seeds sells all cannabis seeds as collectible items to comply with UK law. Read the disclaimer for more info on the law. That means we can not & will not discuss anything illegal including germination, cultivation, growing, sprouting, harvesting, curing and using cannabis. Any communication, including return requests, that mention anything of a criminal nature will be immediately deleted without any response whatsoever. Just saying.

Can't wait to get your hands on your new cannabis seeds?

The Gorilla feels you! That's why we specialize in fast international delivery to make sure you're never left twiddling your thumbs and staring at the door.

99% of all orders ship out using trackable Royal Post mail within 48 business hours after payment is received, but your actual delivery timeframe depends on your location. Here's what you can expect once your order is dispatched:

  • UK Orders Arrive in 1 to 2 Business Days
  • European Orders Arrive Within 14 Business Days
  • The Rest of the World Take 25 Days or Less to Get There

Unfortunately, Gorilla Seeds has no pull when it comes to how long it takes for packages to pass through customs in each country. Those blokes play by their own rules. To find out where your weed seeds are at any point in time, enter your order number and email address on our order tracking page.

Don't Delay - The Sooner You Order Your New Marijuana Seeds, The Faster They'll Get There!

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