Martian Mean Green
If This is What Mars is Covered In, Get Ready for a Mass Planetary Exodus!

Martian Mean Green

So This Is Why the Aliens Keep Looking for The Gorilla!

Even ET knows that Martian Mean Green is the sh*t! Named best strain of 2006 by High Times, winner of 2 High Times Cannabis Cups & a favourite with the Gorilla Seeds crew, these 100% feminized seeds are nothing short of outstanding with Sativa highs, Indica yields and enough power to send you flying straight to Mars if you're so inclined. Use with care - this is the strong stuff!
  • 100% Feminized Seeds
  • Massive 500-600 gr/m2 Yields
  • Incredible Quality
  • Multiple Cup Wins
  • 60% Sativa, 40% Indica

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The Indescribable Smell Confirms It - Martian Mean Green is Not of This Planet!

The power is intense, the yields are truly impressive and the raging effects go on & on & on, but it's the totally unique & indescribable aroma that sets Martian Mean Green Seeds above the rest. Nothing else on Earth smells quite like it. Maybe this High Times Cannabis Cup Champion really did come from outer space? Stranger things have happened!

  • Winner of 2 HTCC Cups & Strain of the Year 2006
  • 60% Sativa/40% Indica for Balanced Power
  • Martian Mean Green Yields up to 600 gr/m2!
  • 3 Different Phenos - Most are Fast, Haze-Dominant Can Take 12 Weeks

How did DNA Genetics create this wicked-good strain? They mixed their own Sharksbreath with the legendary G13 Haze, and the rest is history! DNA's Martian Mean Green only needs 9 to 10 weeks to deliver up to 600 gr/m2 of righteous Sativa-dominant smoke. Branching is scarce, but the massive top more than makes up for anything the sides are lacking.

Note that some Martian Mean Green phenos will finish in just 9 weeks, the vast majority will take about 10 and the super-awesome Haze-dominant ones can go all the way to 12. Be prepared to put the time into these babies if you luck out, and they'll pay you back in kind.

Order Your Martian Mean Green Seeds Today & Prepare for Liftoff!

NB: Considering a Martian Mean Green grow? Better not think about it! It's illegal in the UK & most other countries plus it's against the Gorilla Seeds TOS. Ever get banned by a big jungle beast? It's not pretty!

Cannabis Genetics?
Sharksbreath X G13 Haze
Yield Notes?
500 to 600 gr/m2
Flowering Time?
9-10 weeks
Cup Winner?
Cannabis Cup?
High Times 2005 & 2006, 2006 High Times Strain of the Year
Sativa / Indica ratio?
60% Sativa; 40% Indica
Unique & Indescribable
Mainly Sativa?

Martian Mean Green Feminized Seeds is a potent blend of Sharksbreath and the incredibly popular G13 Haze. In addition to high THC levels, this mix is capable of up to 600 gr/m2 of awesomely sticky & aromatic buds. Trust us - you've never smelled anything like these cannabis seeds!

In addition to being one of The Gorilla's favourite picks, Martian Mean Green has been a real standout at the High Times Cannabis Cups winning in 2005 & 2006 as well as being named the overall High Times Strain of the Year for 2006. You will not regret this purchase - we promise!

No longer want the cannabis seeds you ordered? No problem!

Simply return them in their sealed breeder pack in the same condition you received it within 7 days, and we will issue you a refund lickety-split. Just follow these easy instructions:

  • Do not crack that pack! Gorilla Seeds cheerfully accepts returns as long as the seeds are still in their original, unopened breeder pack.
  • Login to your Gorilla Seeds account & cancel your order within 7 days of receiving your order. Please let us know the reason for the return in the space provided.
  • Pack them up. Place your unwanted cannabis seeds, your contact information & your RA number in a padded mailer.
  • Seal the mailer. really well so the cannabis seeds can't escape en route. The Gorilla can't do anything with an empty envelope.
  • Put your return address on the outside of the mailer just in case it decides to go rogue along the way. That increases the chances of getting your seeds back if they don't make it to Gorilla Seeds - we don't issue refunds for returns that don't make it to our address.
  • Ship them back. Mail your package to Gorilla Seeds at the following address. Please use trackable mail and pay for enough postage - we're not responsible for any returns that get lost in transit, and we don't pay for insufficient postage when we pick up our mail. Sorry guys - that's just the way it works.

We will make every effort to process your return in a timely manner once it arrives at Gorilla Seeds, usually within 3 to 4 days. During busy times of the year, it might take slightly longer.

Gorilla Returns
PO Box 456
Weston Super Mare

NB: Don't forget that Gorilla Seeds sells all cannabis seeds as collectible items to comply with UK law. Read the disclaimer for more info on the law. That means we can not & will not discuss anything illegal including germination, cultivation, growing, sprouting, harvesting, curing and using cannabis. Any communication, including return requests, that mention anything of a criminal nature will be immediately deleted without any response whatsoever. Just saying.

Can't wait to get your hands on your new cannabis seeds?

The Gorilla feels you! That's why we specialize in fast international delivery to make sure you're never left twiddling your thumbs and staring at the door.

99% of all orders ship out using trackable Royal Post mail within 48 business hours after payment is received, but your actual delivery timeframe depends on your location. Here's what you can expect once your order is dispatched:

  • UK Orders Arrive in 1 to 2 Business Days
  • European Orders Arrive Within 14 Business Days
  • The Rest of the World Take 25 Days or Less to Get There

Unfortunately, Gorilla Seeds has no pull when it comes to how long it takes for packages to pass through customs in each country. Those blokes play by their own rules. To find out where your weed seeds are at any point in time, enter your order number and email address on our order tracking page.

Don't Delay - The Sooner You Order Your New Marijuana Seeds, The Faster They'll Get There!

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