62 Million People Can't Be Wrong - Cheese Rules!
The origins of Cheese are clouded in mystery, but let's just say she's a loyal UK chick that knows how to please! Over the years, Cheese Cannabis Seeds have become world-famous due to her deep, overwhelming stones, pleasant euphoria & distinctive smell. She's unmistakable!
- Cheese Seeds Always Tops the Charts in the UK & Amsterdam!
- Incredibly Stable Feminized Seeds - Decades of Proven Performance
- Unmistakable Flavour & Smell - Definitely a No-Go for Stealth
At one time, you could only have your very own Cheese if you were lucky enough to nab a cut. Today, thanks to The Gorilla & Vision Seeds, it's a Cheese Seeds free-for all! Pick up a pack or two today to find out what you've been missing. We promise you will not be disappointed!
Can't wait to get your stink on? Order your Cheese Feminized Seeds from The Gorilla and put an end to the endless wait. Our prices are cheap, our shipping is fast & we make your privacy our top priority.
Gorilla Seeds only sells collectible & souvenir cannabis seeds. We do not encourage, promote or endorse any illegal activity including germination & cultivation. Stay safe & legal!
Get Ready to Get Smelly - Grab Your Vision Seeds Cheese Today!
NB: While we would love to tell you that we tried out this fully feminized version of Cheese, it simply isn't so. That would be illegal & could get us shut down. So, to make sure we can keep supplying you with the world's best cannabis seeds, we took Vision Seeds description & specs, twisted it up in a knot, and threw it at the page. What? You thought we made this sh*t up? No Way!
No longer want the cannabis seeds you ordered? No problem!
Simply return them in their sealed breeder pack in the same condition you received it within 7 days, and we will issue you a refund lickety-split. Just follow these easy instructions:
- Do not crack that pack! Gorilla Seeds cheerfully accepts returns as long as the seeds are still in their original, unopened breeder pack.
- Login to your Gorilla Seeds account & cancel your order within 7 days of receiving your order. Please let us know the reason for the return in the space provided.
- Pack them up. Place your unwanted cannabis seeds, your contact information & your RA number in a padded mailer.
- Seal the mailer. really well so the cannabis seeds can't escape en route. The Gorilla can't do anything with an empty envelope.
- Put your return address on the outside of the mailer just in case it decides to go rogue along the way. That increases the chances of getting your seeds back if they don't make it to Gorilla Seeds - we don't issue refunds for returns that don't make it to our address.
- Ship them back. Mail your package to Gorilla Seeds at the following address. Please use trackable mail and pay for enough postage - we're not responsible for any returns that get lost in transit, and we don't pay for insufficient postage when we pick up our mail. Sorry guys - that's just the way it works.
We will make every effort to process your return in a timely manner once it arrives at Gorilla Seeds, usually within 3 to 4 days. During busy times of the year, it might take slightly longer.
PO Box 456
Weston Super Mare
BS22 9WX UK
NB: Don't forget that Gorilla Seeds sells all cannabis seeds as collectible items to comply with UK law. Read the disclaimer for more info on the law. That means we can not & will not discuss anything illegal including germination, cultivation, growing, sprouting, harvesting, curing and using cannabis. Any communication, including return requests, that mention anything of a criminal nature will be immediately deleted without any response whatsoever. Just saying.
Can't wait to get your hands on your new cannabis seeds?
The Gorilla feels you! That's why we specialize in fast international delivery to make sure you're never left twiddling your thumbs and staring at the door.
99% of all orders ship out using trackable Royal Post mail within 48 business hours after payment is received, but your actual delivery timeframe depends on your location. Here's what you can expect once your order is dispatched:
- UK Orders Arrive in 1 to 2 Business Days
- European Orders Arrive Within 14 Business Days
- The Rest of the World Take 25 Days or Less to Get There
Unfortunately, Gorilla Seeds has no pull when it comes to how long it takes for packages to pass through customs in each country. Those blokes play by their own rules. To find out where your weed seeds are at any point in time, enter your order number and email address on our order tracking page.