Chronic Thunder
THUNDER! Na-Na-Na-Na-Naaah!

Chronic Thunder

Chronic Pain, Meet My Friend

Pain sucks; pain with massive diarrhea is even worse. Watch what you eat to avoid painful poop, but Chronic Thunder is highly-qualified to handle chronic pain. She got her M.D. from University of Greasy Nugz in 2002, and medicinal connoisseurs love what she does. This 100% Indica powerhouse also rocks the leisure circuit with impressive THC levels to keep your head nice and cloudy.
  • 100% Feminized Seeds
  • Pure Indica Genetics
  • Rapid 7 to 8 Week Finishes
  • Satisfying Power

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An All-Female Cast

Most guys love females, so Chronic Thunder is feminized to keep it an all-girl party. Not much is more annoying than wading through a sea of sausage to reach the ladies you’ve worked so hard for.

She’s queen of the heavies, with an effect which will knock your crotch right off your waist. High THC and CBD ensure a well-rounded good-time, and she also features the following:

  • All Indica, All Day Long!
  • Chronic Thunder Yield = 500-600g/m2
  • Good for temperate and hot climates

Barney's Farm Chronic Thunder also works well indoors and out. Coming from Chronic and Alaskan Thunder, the studs at Barney’s Farm performed the perfect science experiment.

The results? Simple; fast as thunder, strong as The Gorilla, and as sexy and good-smelling as a perfect dime. Her effects are heavy and relaxing, so buyer beware.

The Gorilla wants you to be happy and having fun all the time. He helps make this possible by providing the finest cannabis seeds, delivered to you at break-neck speeds. He’s also The King of Internet security.

Buy Chronic Thunder Immediately!

NB: Don’t break the law; incarceration may have a negative impact upon your anus. Stay safe & stay away from the Chronic Thunder smoke reports - that would, after all, involve germination & cultivation of marijuana seeds.

Cannabis Genetics?
Chronic X Alaskan Thunder
Yield Notes?
500 gr/m2
Flowering Outdoors?
End Sept/Early Oct
Flowering Time?
7-8 weeks
THC notes?
Height Info?
Sativa / Indica ratio?
100% Indica
Mainly Indica?
Unique Tartness
Unique Tartness
Height notes?
90 to 100 cm
Indica 100%?

No longer want the cannabis seeds you ordered? No problem!

Simply return them in their sealed breeder pack in the same condition you received it within 7 days, and we will issue you a refund lickety-split. Just follow these easy instructions:

  • Do not crack that pack! Gorilla Seeds cheerfully accepts returns as long as the seeds are still in their original, unopened breeder pack.
  • Login to your Gorilla Seeds account & cancel your order within 7 days of receiving your order. Please let us know the reason for the return in the space provided.
  • Pack them up. Place your unwanted cannabis seeds, your contact information & your RA number in a padded mailer.
  • Seal the mailer. really well so the cannabis seeds can't escape en route. The Gorilla can't do anything with an empty envelope.
  • Put your return address on the outside of the mailer just in case it decides to go rogue along the way. That increases the chances of getting your seeds back if they don't make it to Gorilla Seeds - we don't issue refunds for returns that don't make it to our address.
  • Ship them back. Mail your package to Gorilla Seeds at the following address. Please use trackable mail and pay for enough postage - we're not responsible for any returns that get lost in transit, and we don't pay for insufficient postage when we pick up our mail. Sorry guys - that's just the way it works.

We will make every effort to process your return in a timely manner once it arrives at Gorilla Seeds, usually within 3 to 4 days. During busy times of the year, it might take slightly longer.

Gorilla Returns
PO Box 456
Weston Super Mare

NB: Don't forget that Gorilla Seeds sells all cannabis seeds as collectible items to comply with UK law. Read the disclaimer for more info on the law. That means we can not & will not discuss anything illegal including germination, cultivation, growing, sprouting, harvesting, curing and using cannabis. Any communication, including return requests, that mention anything of a criminal nature will be immediately deleted without any response whatsoever. Just saying.

Can't wait to get your hands on your new cannabis seeds?

The Gorilla feels you! That's why we specialize in fast international delivery to make sure you're never left twiddling your thumbs and staring at the door.

99% of all orders ship out using trackable Royal Post mail within 48 business hours after payment is received, but your actual delivery timeframe depends on your location. Here's what you can expect once your order is dispatched:

  • UK Orders Arrive in 1 to 2 Business Days
  • European Orders Arrive Within 14 Business Days
  • The Rest of the World Take 25 Days or Less to Get There

Unfortunately, Gorilla Seeds has no pull when it comes to how long it takes for packages to pass through customs in each country. Those blokes play by their own rules. To find out where your weed seeds are at any point in time, enter your order number and email address on our order tracking page.

Don't Delay - The Sooner You Order Your New Marijuana Seeds, The Faster They'll Get There!

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