Critical Jack Auto
You don’t need The Gorilla’s permission for that. You’re certainly going to call her though. Critical +,

Critical Jack Auto

Can I call her CJA?

You don’t need The Gorilla’s permission for that. You’re certainly going to call her though. Critical +, Jack Herer, and DinaFem Auto are baked up to make one of the stickiest, most exotic cannabis seeds on the market. She’s quite powerful and well-rounded, so CJA won’t leave you comatose in a chair or frantically ‘double-checking’ your windows and locks.
  • 100% Feminized Seeds
  • Fully Autoflowering
  • Dazzling Flavours
  • Top Quality

3 Seeds - $30.52

5 Seeds - $46.85

10 Seeds - $91.58

So now The Gorilla Calls Her CJA?

Well that’s your fault, like when you sing an obnoxious song and it gets stuck in everyone’s head... Shortening a sweet name like Critical Jack Automatic will seem disrespectful after you give her a spin.

You may figuratively kill (If you literally kill, The Gorilla will tell on you) for her unique flavour, including caramel, lemon, and frankincense. When you’re figuratively literally ready for more, check this out:

  • Critical Jack Auto Yield is Amazing!
  • Feminized, because that’s better than non-feminized
  • Gooey and resinous, because that’s better than flaky and dry

OMGWTFBBQ is most likely what you’re going to text to all of your friends after getting your greasy mitts on Critical Jack Auto Seeds. Indica, Sativa, and Ruderalis are expertly mixed to create the ultimate average effect. Sounds lame, but it’s not! Her well-rounded vibe is a thing of beauty, truly harmonizing with all of the best qualities.

The Gorilla wants you to be all you can be, so he provides the best possible cannabis seeds on the market. He’ll expedite the process with rapid shipping, awesome service, hush hush packaging and bad jokes.

Grab Your DinaFem Critical Jack Auto Weed Seeds Today - You'll Love These Prices!

NB: You can’t be all you can be as some dude’s prison bitch, so don’t use this souvenir Critical Jack Auto Strain for anything illegal.

Indoor?
Outdoor?
Flowering Time?
Autoflowering
THC?
Minimal
Yield?
Average
Mainly Indica?
Auto flowering ?
Flavour?
Sweet Caramel with Hints of Lemon & Frankincense
Height notes?
Up to 3 Feet Under the Perfect Conditions
Greenhouse?
Autoflowering Cycle?
70 to 80 Days from Seed

No longer want the cannabis seeds you ordered? No problem!

Simply return them in their sealed breeder pack in the same condition you received it within 7 days, and we will issue you a refund lickety-split. Just follow these easy instructions:

  • Do not crack that pack! Gorilla Seeds cheerfully accepts returns as long as the seeds are still in their original, unopened breeder pack.
  • Login to your Gorilla Seeds account & cancel your order within 7 days of receiving your order. Please let us know the reason for the return in the space provided.
  • Pack them up. Place your unwanted cannabis seeds, your contact information & your RA number in a padded mailer.
  • Seal the mailer. really well so the cannabis seeds can't escape en route. The Gorilla can't do anything with an empty envelope.
  • Put your return address on the outside of the mailer just in case it decides to go rogue along the way. That increases the chances of getting your seeds back if they don't make it to Gorilla Seeds - we don't issue refunds for returns that don't make it to our address.
  • Ship them back. Mail your package to Gorilla Seeds at the following address. Please use trackable mail and pay for enough postage - we're not responsible for any returns that get lost in transit, and we don't pay for insufficient postage when we pick up our mail. Sorry guys - that's just the way it works.

We will make every effort to process your return in a timely manner once it arrives at Gorilla Seeds, usually within 3 to 4 days. During busy times of the year, it might take slightly longer.

Gorilla Returns
PO Box 456
Weston Super Mare
BS22 9WX UK

NB: Don't forget that Gorilla Seeds sells all cannabis seeds as collectible items to comply with UK law. Read the disclaimer for more info on the law. That means we can not & will not discuss anything illegal including germination, cultivation, growing, sprouting, harvesting, curing and using cannabis. Any communication, including return requests, that mention anything of a criminal nature will be immediately deleted without any response whatsoever. Just saying.

Can't wait to get your hands on your new cannabis seeds?

The Gorilla feels you! That's why we specialize in fast international delivery to make sure you're never left twiddling your thumbs and staring at the door.

99% of all orders ship out using trackable Royal Post mail within 48 business hours after payment is received, but your actual delivery timeframe depends on your location. Here's what you can expect once your order is dispatched:

  • UK Orders Arrive in 1 to 2 Business Days
  • European Orders Arrive Within 14 Business Days
  • The Rest of the World Take 25 Days or Less to Get There

Unfortunately, Gorilla Seeds has no pull when it comes to how long it takes for packages to pass through customs in each country. Those blokes play by their own rules. To find out where your weed seeds are at any point in time, enter your order number and email address on our order tracking page.

Don't Delay - The Sooner You Order Your New Marijuana Seeds, The Faster They'll Get There!

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Jason, 12 February 2016


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