Critical + Auto

Autoflowering = Cannabis Seeds for Dummies

It doesn’t get easier than autoflowering. Plus, if you act now The Gorilla will tell you all about Critical + Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds' beautiful lime colour. If you didn’t act just now, don’t read this: she has a beautiful lime colour.

You cheated didn’t you. It’s OK, even cheaters love her easy going nature, and DinaFem crafted her to give premium quality to inexperienced collectors. Here are some more interesting facts about Critical + Automatic, just because The Gorilla cares:

• Short stature, she’s easy to hide!
• Still prone to fits of stretching, so watch her!
• High THC just for fun!

Critical + Auto Seeds produce a relaxing but strong effect, imparting an enjoyable sensation without overwhelming. Basically this means you won’t feel like everyone is looking at you, and you won’t need 4 containers of ice cream. In spite of this cannabis seed's somewhat short stature, she likes to spread out for those nice thick yields.

Fortunately, everyone really is looking at The Gorilla, and he’s always got his game face on. If you don’t like fast, friendly service, secure purchasing, and discreet packaging, you’re in the wrong place. Go buy your stuff from an asshole.

This Is One Impulse Buy You Won’t Regret -- buy DinaFem Critical + Auto Weed Seeds Now!

NB: Speaking of looking at people/apes, keep it legal so the authorities don’t start looking at you.