Any Way You Cut This Cake, She’s Awesome
Really bored stoners with nothing to do love to debate where the name OG Kush came from. The Gorilla just doesn’t care. He’s an ape of action, not words.
Her genetic background includes Chemdawg, Lemon Thai, and Pakistani Kush. She’s as uplifting as an all-(hot)female gospel choir, but this she-nigma hits as hard as she lifts high. Confused? The Gorilla is a loquacious OG, let him explain:
- High CBD = medicinal grade effects
- High THC = fun-time grade effects
- High + High = Highest
Who’s the highest? You are! At 25% Sativa/75% Indica, her extraordinarily high chemical content keeps things nice and crazy.
Don’t like crazy? Make a website called www.shittyweed.com, stock it, then blaze up some of that garbage. OG Kush Feminized has a deep, unique flavour oft-described like fuel or detergent; sounds gross, but it’s not, The Gorilla swears.
The Gorilla wants you to be all you can be. Join the OG Gorilla Unit (appropriately ganked from studio gangsters) for the highest-quality service, weed seeds, and Internet experience in the industry. Plus The Gorilla has jokes; those other assholes are boring.
Be OG with OG Kush Cannabis Seeds - Order Today!
NB: Smart people make sure they know the law. Hopefully you’re a smart person. Germinating or cultivating marijuana seeds is illegal almost everywhere, so heads up gangsta.
- Cannabis Genetics?
- Chemdawg X Lemon Thai X Pakistani Kush - or a Special Chem Pheno - You Decide
- Flowering Outdoors?
- Flowering Time?
- 8 weeks
- Cup Winner?
- THC notes?
- Sativa / Indica ratio?
- 25% Sativa: 75% Indica
- Mainly Indica?
- Lingering Chemical/Fuel Flavour
- Strong Chemical/Fuel/Detergent Smell
- Height notes?
- 90 to 160 cm Indoors, 180 to 220 cm Outdoors
- Indoor Yield?
- 425 to 475 gr/m2
- Outdoor Yield?
- 500 to 550 gr/seed
No longer want the cannabis seeds you ordered? No problem!
Simply return them in their sealed breeder pack in the same condition you received it within 7 days, and we will issue you a refund lickety-split. Just follow these easy instructions:
- Do not crack that pack! Gorilla Seeds cheerfully accepts returns as long as the seeds are still in their original, unopened breeder pack.
- Login to your Gorilla Seeds account & cancel your order within 7 days of receiving your order. Please let us know the reason for the return in the space provided.
- Pack them up. Place your unwanted cannabis seeds, your contact information & your RA number in a padded mailer.
- Seal the mailer. really well so the cannabis seeds can't escape en route. The Gorilla can't do anything with an empty envelope.
- Put your return address on the outside of the mailer just in case it decides to go rogue along the way. That increases the chances of getting your seeds back if they don't make it to Gorilla Seeds - we don't issue refunds for returns that don't make it to our address.
- Ship them back. Mail your package to Gorilla Seeds at the following address. Please use trackable mail and pay for enough postage - we're not responsible for any returns that get lost in transit, and we don't pay for insufficient postage when we pick up our mail. Sorry guys - that's just the way it works.
We will make every effort to process your return in a timely manner once it arrives at Gorilla Seeds, usually within 3 to 4 days. During busy times of the year, it might take slightly longer.
PO Box 456
Weston Super Mare
BS22 9WX UK
NB: Don't forget that Gorilla Seeds sells all cannabis seeds as collectible items to comply with UK law. Read the disclaimer for more info on the law. That means we can not & will not discuss anything illegal including germination, cultivation, growing, sprouting, harvesting, curing and using cannabis. Any communication, including return requests, that mention anything of a criminal nature will be immediately deleted without any response whatsoever. Just saying.
Can't wait to get your hands on your new cannabis seeds?
The Gorilla feels you! That's why we specialize in fast international delivery to make sure you're never left twiddling your thumbs and staring at the door.
99% of all orders ship out using trackable Royal Post mail within 48 business hours after payment is received, but your actual delivery timeframe depends on your location. Here's what you can expect once your order is dispatched:
- UK Orders Arrive in 1 to 2 Business Days
- European Orders Arrive Within 14 Business Days
- The Rest of the World Take 25 Days or Less to Get There
Unfortunately, Gorilla Seeds has no pull when it comes to how long it takes for packages to pass through customs in each country. Those blokes play by their own rules. To find out where your weed seeds are at any point in time, enter your order number and email address on our order tracking page.